Above is a file photo of Mr. Lick My Tooth.
Him: Hey man!
Me: I told you I’m not going to lick your fucking tooth. Go away.
Him: Yeah that’s fine.
Me: So what do you want?
Him: So I’ve been hearing some shit man. You’ve been going around this hood interviewing all these stupid assholes. Why don’t you interview me, man?
Me: Okay fine. Tell me some thing about yourself…tell me about your beard.
Him: I have worked long and hard on developing this unique beard of mine. It’s really pretty and oh so wonderful. I like that it only covers half my face. I believe in communism and hence I HAVE to pretend to be against the norm. Capitalists are assholes, man!
Me: Okay great.
Him: Please lick my tooth?
Me: Go fuck your self, commie prick.
Him: Me sad. 😦