Piggy Piggy pigeon pigeon 

I don’t even give a fuck anymore. I’ll fuck the president, I don’t even care. 

Here’s a rap:-

Yo yo

I like kashyap

And my moobs are nice.

Don’t need no bra to push-up

Cuppa Maggi’s my vice.

When cows go “moo”

You do not hear 

Me cumming through

Crystal clear.

Boom boom.

Thank you.
My P.T teacher assaulted me once when I was a child but I let him because his daughter had just died and he was really sad. At least he taught me how to open a fixed deposit.

May the soul of Indra gandhi bless khalistan. Bulla ki jaana mai kaun.

-Shrawan Banerjee (Guest Author)