“With these beautiful legs, she set out for her journey. She knew that the road was long and that she would need to put something up on social media. Her legs, just hairy enough to keep all of societal pressures at bay. Is it possible? Are these legs going to really tackle all the farts of the world? She wouldn’t know, for she was the liberator of the farts. This would be the journey of these naked legs. But they might fail if their reality doesn’t meet their farty imagination.”

– Sylvia Plath.